JERRY: So did you bring the lease? All right, ghee, three years, that kinda seems like a long time.
GEORGE: Oh, Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry, listen, if, if you are feeling uncomfortable about this at all, at all: do not feel like you have to take it.
GEORGE: If you’re having second thoughts, if you didn’t want it, don’t worry about it because uh, ya know, I, I…I could take it, ya know.
JERRY: You could take it? You want it?
GEORGE: No, I don’t want it. I want it, if you don’t want it.
JERRY: So you do want it.
GEORGE: No I, I want it if you don’t want it!
JERRY: You just said, you wanted it!
GEORGE: No, I’m saying, if a situation arose in which you didn’t want it, I might take it.
JERRY: [picks up the lease and hands it to George] So take it.
GEORGE: How can I take it?!
JERRY: How can I take it?
GEORGE: It’s your apartment!
JERRY: How can I want it now, if you want it?
ELAINE: Excuse me, uuhh, I don’t mean to cause any trouble here, but George, if you take it, can I take your place?
GEORGE: Yes, but I am not taking it.
JERRY: I…am not taking it.
ELAINE: Well, one of you better damn well take it!
(via The Robbery)
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