May 17, 2013

JERRY: Now, look at this. Cable’s out.
AMY: Oh that’s okay, we don’t have to watch tv.
JERRY: No, no, no. No trouble at all, it’s a principal the thing.
(Jerry picks up the phone and dials the number)
JERRY: I like them to know that I know what’s going on. That they’re not… getting away with anything. Oh, I’m on hold. So, what did you do yesterday?
AMY: Yesterday?
JERRY: Yeah, you remember yesterday? Beautiful day… good day to be… out.
AMY: I didn’t do anything.
JERRY: Oh you must have done something.
AMY: No, nothing really.
JERRY: Didn’t go out of the house? Didn’t take a walk… on Columbus Avenue?
AMY: Well, I did go out for a little while.
JERRY: Well, your day’s getting more interesting already.

(via The Glasses)

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May 16, 2013

DOCTOR: Okay.
ELAINE: Okay? That’s it? I don’t need a shot?
DOCTOR: Not shot, dog bite.
ELAINE: No, no, no. I know I wasn’t shot. Do I need a shot?
DOCTOR: Not shot, dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

(via The Glasses)

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May 15, 2013
GEORGE: Kramer…DWAYNE: What?GEORGE: Kramer…DWAYNE: What about him?GEORGE: You do know Kramer?DWAYNE: Yes…GEORGE: Well, I’m mentioning his name.DWAYNE: Why?GEORGE: Because… you know… DWAYNE: No, I don’t know. Look, I’m gonna need a deposit on these. (via The Glasses)

GEORGE: Kramer…
DWAYNE: What?
GEORGE: Kramer…
DWAYNE: What about him?
GEORGE: You do know Kramer?
DWAYNE: Yes…
GEORGE: Well, I’m mentioning his name.
DWAYNE: Why?
GEORGE: Because… you know…
DWAYNE: No, I don’t know. Look, I’m gonna need a deposit on these.

(via The Glasses)

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May 14, 2013
ELAINE: My leg looks pretty bad.JERRY: Oh I’m gonna take you over to the emergency room.ELAINE: Okay.JERRY: (To George:) Hey, any luck? Did you catch ‘em?GEORGE: Uuh, no. JERRY: All right, I’m gonna take Elaine over to the hospital.GEORGE: (In a really strange way:) Good, good, do that.JERRY: What’s the matter?GEORGE: Oh, no, nothing. JERRY: What is it?GEORGE: I can’t tell you.ELAINE: Jerry, can we go?JERRY: Yeah, yeah, in a second, in a second. (And to George:) What do you mean you can’t tell me?GEORGE: I can’t tell you, don’t ask.JERRY: I’m asking!ELAINE: Jerry, my leg.JERRY: Yeah, yeah, take care. (via The Glasses)

ELAINE: My leg looks pretty bad.
JERRY: Oh I’m gonna take you over to the emergency room.
ELAINE: Okay.
JERRY: (To George:) Hey, any luck? Did you catch ‘em?
GEORGE: Uuh, no.
JERRY: All right, I’m gonna take Elaine over to the hospital.
GEORGE: (In a really strange way:) Good, good, do that.
JERRY: What’s the matter?
GEORGE: Oh, no, nothing.
JERRY: What is it?
GEORGE: I can’t tell you.
ELAINE: Jerry, can we go?
JERRY: Yeah, yeah, in a second, in a second. (And to George:) What do you mean you can’t tell me?
GEORGE: I can’t tell you, don’t ask.
JERRY: I’m asking!
ELAINE: Jerry, my leg.
JERRY: Yeah, yeah, take care.

(via The Glasses)

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May 13, 2013
GEORGE: What kind of a sick, demented person wants another person’s glasses?ELAINE: Yeah, especially those frames.KRAMER: You know you ought to do? Go see my friend Dwayne at J & T Optical and Columbus Avenue. He’ll give you thirty percent off.GEORGE: Yeah, come on.JERRY: Hey, he just got me thirty percent off on an air conditioner.GEORGE: Really?KRAMER: Retail is for suckers.GEORGE: Wow. What do I have to do?KRAMER: You just gotta mention my name.GEORGE: That’s it?KRAMER: That’s it. (via The Glasses)

GEORGE: What kind of a sick, demented person wants another person’s glasses?
ELAINE: Yeah, especially those frames.
KRAMER: You know you ought to do? Go see my friend Dwayne at J & T Optical and Columbus Avenue. He’ll give you thirty percent off.
GEORGE: Yeah, come on.
JERRY: Hey, he just got me thirty percent off on an air conditioner.
GEORGE: Really?
KRAMER: Retail is for suckers.
GEORGE: Wow. What do I have to do?
KRAMER: You just gotta mention my name.
GEORGE: That’s it?
KRAMER: That’s it.

(via The Glasses)

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