GEORGE: Ya know a hug: definitely good.
JERRY: Hug is definitely good.
JERRY: Although what if it’s one of those hugs where the shoulders are touching, the hips are eight feet apart?
GEORGE: That’s so brutal, I hate that.
JERRY: Ya know how they do that?
GEORGE: That’s why, ya know, a shake is bad.
JERRY: Shake is bad, but what if it’s the “two-hander”? The hand on the bottom, the hand on the top, the warm look in the eyes?
GEORGE: I see, well, that’s open to interpretation. Because so much depends on the layering and the quality of the wetness in the eyes…
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