June 14, 2013

KRAMER: May I have one of those, madam?
GEORGE: Madame? What are you calling me madam for?
KRAMER: They’re ladies’ glasses.

(via The Glasses)

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June 13, 2013

ELAINE: I’ve got such a headache. Oh, that’s another symptom!
KRAMER: Of what?
JERRY: Rabies.
KRAMER: Oh that’s fatal, you don’t want that!
(Elaine runs over to Kramer and starts screaming again)
ELAINE: I know I don’t want it! I don’t need you to tell me what I don’t want, you stupid hipster dufus!

(via The Glasses)

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June 12, 2013

KRAMER: Commando 8 has arrived!
JERRY: Take it to the window.
KRAMER: 12.000 BTU’s of raw cooling power.
(Kramer places the air conditioner in the window)
KRAMER: Installed!
GEORGE: That’s it? You don’t have to screw it in or anything?
KRAMER: No, just plug it in and the Commando 8 does the rest.

(via The Glasses)

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June 11, 2013
JERRY: They’re ladies’ glasses! All you need is that little chain around your neck so you can wear ‘em while you’re playing Canasta.GEORGE: Well Elaine was supposed to help me.(Elaine runs over to George and starts screaming)ELAINE: Hey! I got bit by a dog! I had to go to the hospital! I was bleeding to death! I can’t solve every little problem you have! (via The Glasses)

JERRY: They’re ladies’ glasses! All you need is that little chain around your neck so you can wear ‘em while you’re playing Canasta.
GEORGE: Well Elaine was supposed to help me.
(Elaine runs over to George and starts screaming)
ELAINE: Hey! I got bit by a dog! I had to go to the hospital! I was bleeding to death! I can’t solve every little problem you have!

(via The Glasses)

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June 10, 2013
ELAINE: (While reading a book:) Oh oh, listen to this, this is not good, listen to these symptoms for rabies: anxiety, irritability. I got those, I’m irritable! (via The Glasses)

ELAINE: (While reading a book:) Oh oh, listen to this, this is not good, listen to these symptoms for rabies: anxiety, irritability. I got those, I’m irritable!

(via The Glasses)

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