JERRY: George was scarfing shrimp at this meeting, and this guy says ‘Hey, George, the ocean called. They’re running outta shrimp.’
GEORGE: Listen to the comeback. (pleased) ‘Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They’re running outta you.’
George smiles and looks expectant. The other three just stare at him, with varying levels of confusion in their expressions.
GEORGE: (worked up) Wha…You gotta be kidding me?!
ELAINE: How ‘bout this one? How ‘bout, ‘Your cranium called. It’s got some space to rent.’?
GEORGE: (confused) What does that mean?
JERRY: (taps George’s chest) Hey, here you go. ‘Hey, Reilly. The zoo called. You’re due back by six.’
GEORGE: (frustrated) No. No, no, no. You’re not helping me.
KRAMER: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That’ll kill him.
GEORGE: (shouting) I’m not looking for another line. I got the line.
KRAMER: Look, George, just think about it. You know, you’re married, how would you feel if somebody says to you that they just had se…
GEORGE: (really animated) Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenised, and you lose the whole edge of it. I’m going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yess!
(via The Comeback)
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