January 20, 2012

JERRY: George was scarfing shrimp at this meeting, and this guy says ‘Hey, George, the ocean called. They’re running outta shrimp.’
GEORGE: Listen to the comeback. (pleased) ‘Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called. They’re running outta you.’
George smiles and looks expectant. The other three just stare at him, with varying levels of confusion in their expressions.
GEORGE: (worked up) Wha…You gotta be kidding me?!
ELAINE: How ‘bout this one? How ‘bout, ‘Your cranium called. It’s got some space to rent.’?
GEORGE: (confused) What does that mean?
JERRY: (taps George’s chest) Hey, here you go. ‘Hey, Reilly. The zoo called. You’re due back by six.’
GEORGE: (frustrated) No. No, no, no. You’re not helping me.
KRAMER: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That’ll kill him.
GEORGE: (shouting) I’m not looking for another line. I got the line.
KRAMER: Look, George, just think about it. You know, you’re married, how would you feel if somebody says to you that they just had se…
GEORGE: (really animated) Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenised, and you lose the whole edge of it. I’m going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yess!

(via The Comeback)

  1. alwaystalkingshit reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  2. srbglick reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  3. irreversal reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  4. marijkazoid reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  5. tangytea reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  6. edgarayala reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  7. torvusblog reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  8. briesweeneyy reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  9. mrjasonpage reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  10. catria reblogged this from dailyseinfeld and added:
    "Well the jerk store called. They’re running outta you."
  11. steve-kolasa reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  12. dotseurat reblogged this from lostthebeansagain
  13. chrishoulihan reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  14. mojojo6 reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  15. kattomatic reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  16. comeonandsafariwithme reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  17. putitinprint reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  18. mesaheadk7 reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  19. davidmcphisto reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  20. jouissauce reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  21. leadens reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  22. much-more-greendale reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  23. emilyrosewords reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
  24. odegaitan reblogged this from dailyseinfeld
blog comments powered by Disqus