Kramer, Newman and a ‘salesman’ are at the back of a van in an alley.
Salesman: All right, I got everything here. I got the Cyclone F series, Hydra Jet Flow, Stockholm Superstream, you name it.
Kramer: What do you recommend?
Salesman: What are you looking for?
Kramer: Power, man. Power.
Newman: Like Silkwood.
Kramer: That’s for radiation.
Newman: That’s right.
Kramer (pointing to the largest one): Now, what is this?
Salesman: That’s the Commando 450, I don’t sell that one. What about thi-
Kramer: Well that’s what we want, the Commando 450.
Salesman, Nah, believe me. It’s only used in the circus. For elephants.
Newman: We’ll pay anything. We’ve got the money…What about Jerry?
Kramer: He couldn’t handle that, he’s delicate.

(via The Showerhead)