Kramer: So how we doin’ on time?
George: We’re perfect. I timed this out so we would pull up at the terminal *exactly* 17 minutes after their flight is supposed to land. That gives them just enough time to get off the plane, pick up their bags and be walking *out* of the terminal as we roll up.
I tell you, it’s a thing of beauty. I can not express to you the feeling I get from a perfect airport pickup.
Kramer takes the LIE exit.
George: What’s going on? What are you doing? The Long Island Expressway?  What are you getting on the Long Island Expressway for? Do you know what the traffic will be like? This is a suicide mission!
Kramer: Will you relax?!
George: Oh, I had it perfectly timed out: the Grand Central, the Van Wyck!  You destroyed my whole timing!
Kramer: This is the best way to go!
George: Do you know what happens if I miss him? I don’t get credit for the pickup and I lose my 50 bucks…
Kramer: George, there’s no traffic at this time. Now, come on, man…
George: Really?
Kramer: If anything, we’ll probably get there early. I’ll have a chance to
go to the Duty Free shop.
George: The Duty Free Shop? Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail.
Do you know how much duty is?
Kramer: Duty.
George: Yeah, “duty”. Do you know how much duty is?
Kramer: No, I dunno how much duty is.
George: Duty is *nothing*. It’s like sales tax…
Kramer: I still like to stop at the duty free shop.
George: I like to stop at the duty free shop.
They start to “sing”…
G+K: I like to stop at the duty free shop! I like to stop at the duty free shop!

(via The Airport)