May 31, 2012
Elaine: Oh, look at this… He’s sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he’ll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I’m doing for him… [To passenger on the other side of her, but still to herself] Yeah, make a little more noise with your gum— that’s helpful. (via The Airport)

Elaine: Oh, look at this… He’s sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he’ll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I’m doing for him… [To passenger on the other side of her, but still to herself] Yeah, make a little more noise with your gum— that’s helpful.

(via The Airport)

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