Elaine: Where’s my meal?
Passenger 1: He asked me where you were, and you were gone so long I thought you, uh, switched seats. Uh-huh…
Elaine: Excuse me? Excuse me, but I didn’t get a meal.
Attendant: Are you sure?
Elaine: Yes, I’m sure! I would know if a tray of food had been served to me.
Attendant: Would you?
(via The Airport)
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