JERRY: Did you look at look at this picture carefully?
ELAINE: Carefully?
JERRY: Because I’m not sure and and and correct me if I’m wrong but I think I see … a nipple.
ELAINE: What?
JERRY: Here. Take a look. What, what is that?
ELAINE: (gasps) Oh my God! That’s my nipple.
JERRY: That’s what I thought.
ELAINE: That’s my nipple. My nipple’s exposed. I sent this card to hundreds of people! My parents. My boss. Uh, Nana and Papa.
JERRY: DIDN’T YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE?
ELAINE: Oh God I didn’t notice. Oh, what am I going to do? You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.
(via The Pick)
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