George: You see, this is what I do with women. I start out too strong, now I have to become real, that’s when it all falls apart. What good is real? They don’t want real, they want funny.
Elaine: No they don’t.
George: Ooooh, yes they do.
Elaine: Nooo.
George: Ya gotta put on a show, ya always gotta give them a big show. You always have to be ‘on’ otherwise why would they like me? They’d just go for a better looking guy with more money.
Elaine: …
George: You mean that’s true, I’m right?!

(via The Visa)