Elaine: This is so ridiculous. Can we just go over there?
Jerry: I don’t have to be funny, I don’t care.
George: You don’t?
Jerry: No way! It’s completely under my control.
Elaine: No, it’s not. You cannot not be funny.
Jerry: Of course I can, am I being funny now?
Elaine: A little.
Jerry: Oh, this is funny? I’m being funny?
Elaine: Yeah.
Jerry: George, is this funny?
George: It’s funny! (To Elaine) and it wouldn’t kill you to not be so funny either.
Elaine: What? What did I do?

(via The Visa)