Jerry: Yeah, so am I being funny now?
Elaine: No, actually, you’re not being funny now.
Jerry: See, I told you I wasn’t funny all the time. (George enters) Hey George, look, I’m not funny now.
George: No, and you weren’t funny last night either. In fact, you got us both so depressed, she asked me to drive her home after dinner.
Jerry: Oh look, I need to get in touch with Cheryl. Babu needs a lawyer, his Visa’s expired.
George: What do you need her for? There’s a million lawyers.
Jerry: Yeah, but you said this is one of the things that her firm does.
George: Alright, alright, but no funny business, same deal as last night.
Jerry: Ah, will you stop it already?
George: Jerry, please?
Jerry: How long is this gonna go on?
George: Till I’m comfortable.
Jerry: Well, when is that gonna be?
George: After consummation.
Jerry: Consummation? I don’t think you have enough material.

(via The Visa)