Jerry: So yesterday, after they took you away, I looked in my mail and I noticed that the mailman accidentally put your Visa renewal in my mail box.
Babu: Come again?
Jerry: You see, I’ve been home for a week and Elaine didn’t give me my mail until yesterday, even though I asked her repeatedly for it.
Elaine: Yeah, but Babu, he could have come to my house to pick it up.
Babu: You had my Visa application?!
Jerry: Well not technically.
Babu (extremely and suddenly agitated): I kill you!!
Jerry: Well what about her?
Babu: I kill both of you!!
Jerry: Babu?!
Babu: No Babu! No Babu! You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!
(via The Visa)
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