George: I never tasted a cough medicine I didn’t love.
Jane: Me too. I love cough medicine.
George: You see? We were made for each other. (Thinking to himself) It’s amazing. If I reach out and touch her breast right not, she’d scream and throw me out of the car. But at this time tomorrow, I could touch it all I want.
Jane: What’s your favorite?
George: Potussan. Ever try it with club soda?
Jane: No.
George: Oh, very refreshing. (Thinking again) Sex is like joining a private club. I’ll be the same me tomorrow, but suddenly, the no trespassing sign will be gone.

(via The Hamptons)