Elaine: I’ve been *dying* to see CheckMate.
George: Well, if it’s as good as Ponce de Leon, I’ll be happy.
Elaine: Ponce de Leon, are you kidding me? I hated that movie!
George: Ponce de Leon ? But that was great!
Elaine: Oh, come on. That Fountain of Youth scene at the end, where  they’re all splashin’ around, and then they go running over to the mirror to see if it really worked? I mean, come on! That’s stupid!
George: Lemme tell you sum’in. When Ponce looked in that mirror and saw that he hadn’t changed, and that tear started to roll down his cheek? … I lost it.

(via The Movie)