George: By the way, you owe me seven fifty.
Elaine: Oh, all right. Can you break a twenty?
George: No, I don’t have any change.
Elaine: Oh, well, then I’ll pay you later.
George: Or, I could take the twenty, then I could pay *you* later.
Elaine: Yeah, you ‘could’…
George: Might be easier.
Elaine: I mean, how is that easier? I mean, then you would owe me twelve fifty instead of me owing you seven fifty.
George: Either way.
Elaine: Yeah.
George: So… Can I have it?
Elaine: I tell you what, I’ll get the popcorn and the soda.
George: Whaddya mean, you’ll “get” the popcorn and the soda”?
Elaine: I will buy your popcorn and soda. We’ll call it even.
George: I tell you what, you give me the twenty, and I will buy “you” a popcorn and soda, and I’ll throw in a bon-bons.
Elaine: …George, you’re sappin’ my strength.

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