JERRY: You don’t understand, I haven’t been together with Rachel for like three weeks. First I was on the road, then my parents show up, I’m getting a little uh backed up.
GEORGE: When are they leaving for Paris?
JERRY: Not for another three days.
GEORGE: What about her place?
JERRY: She lives with her parents.
GEORGE: Really?  Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents.
JERRY: Ya, then maybe baldness will catch on. This will all be turning your way.
GEORGE: Hey believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they’re gonna relate to? Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?
JERRY: The baldies

(via The Raincoats)