Kramer: Eat, eat! You’re skin and bones.
Kramer: Hah?
Jerry: Oh, this is awful.
Kramer: Jerry, it’s kreplach. It’s an acquired taste, yeah.
Kramer bites into one and spits it out.
Jerry: Did you follow the recipe?
Kramer: The recipe was for four to six people; I had to multiply for a hundred and eighty-three people. I guess I got confused.
Jerry: It tastes like dirt.
Kramer: Well I also dropped it on the way over. Look I’m in trouble, I got no skills. I can’t peel, I can’t chop, I can’t grate. I can’t mince! I got no sense of flavor, obviously. You know, I gotta talk to Frank.
Jerry: Kramer, you can’t talk to Frank.
Kramer: No I gotta talk to him, I know that he can help me, Jerry.

(via The Fatigues)