GEORGE: He poked me!
JERRY: There was cleavage in the area. That’s a reflex.
ELAINE: But she was fifteen.
JERRY: You don’t consider age in the face of cleavage. This occurs on a molecular level, you can’t control it! We’re like some kind of weird fish where the eyes operate independently of the head.
(via The Shoes)
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