JERRY: Hey, have you seen all these new commercials for indigestion drugs? Pepcid AC, Tagemat HB.
ELAINE: Ugh, the whole country’s sick to their stomach.
JERRY: Now, you know you’re supposed to take these things before you get sick?
ELAINE: What is this, a ‘bit’?
JERRY: No.
ELAINE: ‘Cos I’m not in the mood.
JERRY: We’re just talking. Is this not the greatest marketing ploy ever? If you feel good, you’re supposed to take one!
ELAINE: Yeah, I know that tone. This is a bit.
JERRY: They’ve opened up a whole new market. Medication for the well.
ELAINE: (tired) Alright, are you done with your little amusement?
JERRY: (hopeful) Then you admit it was amusing?
ELAINE: It was okay, but move the ‘medication for the well’ to the front, and hit the word ‘good’ harder.
JERRY: (thinking) Great. Thanks.

(via The Checks)