September 22, 2012
JERRY: (pointing toward the guy) See that salesman, twirling that umbrella.ELAINE: Uh huh.JERRY: I invented that.ELAINE: That, had to be invented?JERRY: When I started out as a comedian, I sold umbrellas. It was my idea to twirl it, to attract customers. Elaine folds her arms, unconvinced.ELAINE: (skeptical) Oh hoh, really? Well, why don’t we ask him about it? Elaine marches toward the umbrella guy.JERRY: Elaine.ELAINE: Excuse me. Hey, how you doing. Uhm, my, uh, friend here says that he invented that little twirl you’re doing.JERRY: Elaine, please, it was a long time ago. The man doesn’t want a history lesson.CLICKY: Teddy Padillac came up with this twirl.ELAINE: (looking at Jerry) Ohh.JERRY: I know Teddy Padillac. I worked with him on Forty-eighth and Sixth.CLICKY: Yeah, that’s where he come up with it.JERRY: In his dreams.ELAINE: Alright, can we (glances at her watch) go? Elaine walks off, crossing the street. Jerry follows.JERRY: (to Clicky) By the way, you’re doing it too fast. You’ll disorient the customers.
(via The Checks)

JERRY: (pointing toward the guy) See that salesman, twirling that umbrella.
ELAINE: Uh huh.
JERRY: I invented that.
ELAINE: That, had to be invented?
JERRY: When I started out as a comedian, I sold umbrellas. It was my idea to twirl it, to attract customers.
Elaine folds her arms, unconvinced.
ELAINE: (skeptical) Oh hoh, really? Well, why don’t we ask him about it?
Elaine marches toward the umbrella guy.
JERRY: Elaine.
ELAINE: Excuse me. Hey, how you doing. Uhm, my, uh, friend here says that he invented that little twirl you’re doing.
JERRY: Elaine, please, it was a long time ago. The man doesn’t want a history lesson.
CLICKY: Teddy Padillac came up with this twirl.
ELAINE: (looking at Jerry) Ohh.
JERRY: I know Teddy Padillac. I worked with him on Forty-eighth and Sixth.
CLICKY: Yeah, that’s where he come up with it.
JERRY: In his dreams.
ELAINE: Alright, can we (glances at her watch) go?
Elaine walks off, crossing the street. Jerry follows.
JERRY: (to Clicky) By the way, you’re doing it too fast. You’ll disorient the customers.

(via The Checks)

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