George: Why is there no haggling in this country?
Jerry: I guess we like to think we’ve progressed beyond a knife fight for a citrus drink.
George: Not me. Everything should be negotiable.
Jerry: Restaurants too?
George: Absolutely. You’re telling me there’s no room to move on pasta.
All starches are a scam.
Jerry: Yea especially ziti, with that big hole.
(via The Chicken Roaster)
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Lol, classic George:“All starches are a scam.”
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