February 15, 2013
Jerry: Hello Newman. Newman: Hello Jerry.Seth: And don’t forget your steamed broccoli. Jerry: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you. Jerry: Really? Then maybe you’d like to have a piece?Newman: Gladly.  [Newman spits it out] Newman: Vile weed! Jerry: It’s Kramer isn’t it? The greasy door knob the constant licking of the fingers, he’s hooked to the chicken isn’t he?Newman: Yes, now please. Someone, honey mustard.
(via The Chicken Roaster)

Jerry: Hello Newman.
Newman: Hello Jerry.
Seth: And don’t forget your steamed broccoli.
Jerry: Hold it, Newman, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: I love broccoli, its good for you.
Jerry: Really? Then maybe you’d like to have a piece?
Newman: Gladly.
[Newman spits it out]
Newman: Vile weed!
Jerry: It’s Kramer isn’t it? The greasy door knob the constant licking of the fingers, he’s hooked to the chicken isn’t he?
Newman: Yes, now please. Someone, honey mustard.

(via The Chicken Roaster)

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    VILE WEED!
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