Elaine: Congratulations! You passed!
Ben: Elaine, Elaine. I don’t think we should see each other anymore.
Elaine: What? you’re breaking up with me? But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled. What about my dream of dating a doctor?
Ben: I’m sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That’s the dream of becoming a doctor.
Elaine: Look it, are we going to have sex, or not?
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