March 25, 2010
Waitress:  O.K. Cowboys, (taps pencil on her pad) What’ll you have? Jerry:  I’ll have the, ah, turkey club without the bacon. George:  Ah, I’ll have the bacon club without the turkey. (raises eyebrows) Waitress:  George, don’t make me get tough with you. George:  Why, you think you can, beat me up? Waitress: You  wouldn’t want me to mess up the beautiful face of yours. George:  Huh, nggh [snort] Stop. (flirting with her he playfully hits her arm  with the menu, then flicks it into the air) Waitress:  You don’t want bacon I’ll surprise you. (she turns and walks away) George:  Wow, is she not terrific? Jerry: She does have a  way. George: You think she thinks I have a  beautiful face, or is she just saying that? Jerry:  Well they do work on tips. George: “George, don’t  make me get tough with you.” Whu, hu, hu, hu huuuu (raises arms) Who  says that? She is really cool. What do you think? You think she likes  me? Jerry: Ah, I should have got the egg white  omelet. George: Why should she like me? Who am I?  Huh, there’s a million people to like. Jerry: The  omelet. Damn. George: Maybe she could like me? Is  it that far fetched? Maybe she sees something? Is it possible? Jerry:  No. George: No?Jerry: Not  possible. George: Not possible?
(via The Soup)

Waitress: O.K. Cowboys, (taps pencil on her pad) What’ll you have?
Jerry: I’ll have the, ah, turkey club without the bacon.
George: Ah, I’ll have the bacon club without the turkey.
(raises eyebrows)
Waitress: George, don’t make me get tough with you.
George: Why, you think you can, beat me up?
Waitress: You wouldn’t want me to mess up the beautiful face of yours.
George: Huh, nggh [snort] Stop.
(flirting with her he playfully hits her arm with the menu, then flicks it into the air)
Waitress: You don’t want bacon I’ll surprise you.
(she turns and walks away)
George: Wow, is she not terrific?
Jerry: She does have a way.
George: You think she thinks I have a beautiful face, or is she just saying that?
Jerry: Well they do work on tips.
George: “George, don’t make me get tough with you.” Whu, hu, hu, hu huuuu
(raises arms)
Who says that? She is really cool. What do you think? You think she likes me?
Jerry: Ah, I should have got the egg white omelet.
George: Why should she like me? Who am I? Huh, there’s a million people to like.
Jerry: The omelet. Damn.
George: Maybe she could like me? Is it that far fetched? Maybe she sees something? Is it possible?
Jerry: No.
George: No?
Jerry: Not possible.
George: Not possible?

(via The Soup)

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