May 20, 2010
(George is at the coffee shop with his parents)GEORGE:  So, uh, Mom, Dad, I was hoping that you could help me to remember my  childhood a little clearly..ESTELLE: I feel a draft. (Grabs  the bread basket and her drink) Let’s change tables.FRANK:  Get outta here! We have a booth.ESTELLE: Frank, I’m cold!FRANK:  Order a hot dish.ESTELLE: Why can’t we sit over there?  (Points to a table)FRANK: (Yelling) That’s not a booth!ESTELLE:  (Trying to match Frank’s loudness) So, who says we have to sit in a  booth?!FRANK: (Loud shouting) I didn’t take the subway all  the way to New York to sit at a table like that! (Gestures to the table)ESTELLE:  (Nagging yell) Well, I didn’t take the subway to be in a drafty  restaurant!(A moment passes)GEORGE: (Pleading for  them to stop) Mom.. dad.FRANK: Now, George, what do you want  to know about your childhood?GEORGE: (Fed up with his  parents) Actually, I think I’m pretty clear on it.FRANK:  (Looks up) Where’s that breeze coming from?
(via The Andrea Doria)

(George is at the coffee shop with his parents)

GEORGE: So, uh, Mom, Dad, I was hoping that you could help me to remember my childhood a little clearly..
ESTELLE: I feel a draft. (Grabs the bread basket and her drink) Let’s change tables.
FRANK: Get outta here! We have a booth.
ESTELLE: Frank, I’m cold!
FRANK: Order a hot dish.
ESTELLE: Why can’t we sit over there? (Points to a table)
FRANK: (Yelling) That’s not a booth!
ESTELLE: (Trying to match Frank’s loudness) So, who says we have to sit in a booth?!
FRANK: (Loud shouting) I didn’t take the subway all the way to New York to sit at a table like that! (Gestures to the table)
ESTELLE: (Nagging yell) Well, I didn’t take the subway to be in a drafty restaurant!
(A moment passes)
GEORGE: (Pleading for them to stop) Mom.. dad.
FRANK: Now, George, what do you want to know about your childhood?
GEORGE: (Fed up with his parents) Actually, I think I’m pretty clear on it.
FRANK: (Looks up) Where’s that breeze coming from?

(via The Andrea Doria)

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