Jerry: So you’re having sex and then all of a sudden, you just blurt out “I’m giving you a raise.”
George: Yeah.
Jerry: Just a quick sidebar here — are you in anyway authorized to give raises?
George: Not that I’m aware of, no.
Jerry: So you’re so grateful to have sex, that you’ll just shout out anything that comes into your head.
George: I didn’t think ahead.
Jerry: Well maybe she’ll just think it was bawdy talk.
George: I didn’t say any other bawdy things.
Jerry: Maybe you could have sex with her again and then take it back.
George: All right, you know you’re not any help at all here. I don’t know what even the point is of talking to you anymore.

(via The Secretary)