KRAMER: That you Bobby?
BOBBY: Yes.
KRAMER: Well, I heard that you have a very uh, special birthday card .with all the Yankee autographs on it.
BOBBY: Sure do. Mister.
KRAMER: Oh, that’s it, yeah. Boy, Stubs sure went to town with this thing huh? Yeah, well, Bobby, uh, what if I told you a very important person at the New York Yankees needed this card back.
BOBBY: Oh, no. I’d never part with this card for anything in the world.
KRAMER: Well, uh, Bobby, uh, who’s your favorite Yankee.
BOBBY: Paul O’Neill.
KRAMER: All right. What if I tell Paul O’Neill to hit a home run tomorrow, just for you.
BOBBY: Would he? Paul O’Neill would do that?
KRAMER: For you he would.
BOBBY: Would he hit two home runs?
KRAMER: Two? Sure kid, yeah. But then you gotta promise you’ll do something for me.
BOBBY: I know. Get out of this bed one day and walk again.
KRAMER: Yeah, that would be nice. But I really just need this card.

(via The Wink)