June 22, 2010
MERYL: Honey? Could you get me something to drink?JERRY: <from his bedroom hallway, alluding to the fact that she  should          get the drink herself>: You’re right there.MERYL: C’mon, I’m sitting! <Jerry walks to the kitchen,  annoyed. Meryl          laughs at the TV show she’s watching.>JERRY: <looking in a drawer>: Honey, what’d you do with the can  opener?MERYL: I didn’t do anything with it.JERRY: Well, it’s not here, it was here yesterday.MERYL: It’s in the first drawer.JERRY: I’m looking in the first drawer. It’s not here.MERYL: Yes, it is.JERRY: (irritated): Hey…I’m not stupid. I’m looking in that  drawer,          there’s no can opener.MERYL: Did I say you were stupid?JERRY: (angrily): Well, wouldn’t I have to be?  You tell me  there’s a can          opener in the drawer, I’m looking in the drawer, there’s no can  opener          - what other conclusion could one reach? <The phone  rings.>MERYL (getting up): Do you want me to go find it?
(via The Wife)

MERYL: Honey? Could you get me something to drink?
JERRY: <from his bedroom hallway, alluding to the fact that she should get the drink herself>: You’re right there.
MERYL: C’mon, I’m sitting! <Jerry walks to the kitchen, annoyed. Meryl laughs at the TV show she’s watching.>
JERRY: <looking in a drawer>: Honey, what’d you do with the can opener?
MERYL: I didn’t do anything with it.
JERRY: Well, it’s not here, it was here yesterday.
MERYL: It’s in the first drawer.
JERRY: I’m looking in the first drawer. It’s not here.
MERYL: Yes, it is.
JERRY: (irritated): Hey…I’m not stupid. I’m looking in that drawer, there’s no can opener.
MERYL: Did I say you were stupid?
JERRY: (angrily): Well, wouldn’t I have to be?  You tell me there’s a can opener in the drawer, I’m looking in the drawer, there’s no can opener - what other conclusion could one reach? <The phone rings.>
MERYL (getting up): Do you want me to go find it?

(via The Wife)

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    omg. i love this episode!
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    WELL, WOULDN’T I HAVE TO BE?
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