June 30, 2010
George: Hey, I’ve done that today.Jerry: What, did  you lose your remote?George: Nah, the cable’s out. What’s  with you? You look dead.Jerry: It’s Lanette! I need an  assistant or intern or something.George: [Laughs]  Relationship intern…hey, what if two of us teamed up?Jerry:  Not?George: No, no…Jerry: No, because that’s…George:  No, listen; we are always sitting here, I am always helping you with  your girl problems and you are helping me with my girl problems. Where  do we end up?Jerry: Here.George: Exactly! Because  neither one of us can’t handle a woman all by ourselves.Jerry:  I’m trying.George: I’ve tried. We don’t have it. But maybe  the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of  one normal man.Jerry: Then each of us would only have be like  a half man. That sounds about right!
(via The Summer Of George)

George: Hey, I’ve done that today.
Jerry: What, did you lose your remote?
George: Nah, the cable’s out. What’s with you? You look dead.
Jerry: It’s Lanette! I need an assistant or intern or something.
George: [Laughs] Relationship intern…hey, what if two of us teamed up?
Jerry: Not?
George: No, no…
Jerry: No, because that’s…
George: No, listen; we are always sitting here, I am always helping you with your girl problems and you are helping me with my girl problems. Where do we end up?
Jerry: Here.
George: Exactly! Because neither one of us can’t handle a woman all by ourselves.
Jerry: I’m trying.
George: I’ve tried. We don’t have it. But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man.
Jerry: Then each of us would only have be like a half man. That sounds about right!

(via The Summer Of George)

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