Jerry: Are you sure you can’t stay longer?
Morty: No, we just came for the funeral.
Helen: Poor Marvin Kessler, he went too early.
Jerry: He was 96 years old.
Morty: That had nothing to do with it, the man was out of shape.
Helen: That’s why we joined a program. We walk once around the block three times a week.
Morty: And every morning I eat a plum.
Jerry: Well, what ever you do, you’re wearing me out.
(via The Blood)
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